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ஜோக்ஸ்க்கு இன்னாபா தமிழ்ல நகைச்சுவையா? அப்டினா 'ஹுயுமர்'க்கு இன்னாபா? எது வேணா இருந்துட்டு போட்டும் இப்போதைக்கு இந்த ஜோக்கை படிச்சிக்குங்க.

திரும்ப அதே முன்னூட்டம் (பின்னால போட்டா பின்னூட்டம்னா முன்னால போடறது முன்னூட்டம் தானே)கோச்சுக்காதீங்கப்பு தமிழ்ல டைப் அடிச்சு தாவு தீருது. காப்பி ரைட் பிரச்சனை இல்லை (இதே சுட்டதுதான்) யார் வேணா தமிழ்ல ட்ரான்ஸ்லேட் பண்ணிக்குங்க. இப்போதைக்கு இங்கிலிபிஸ்ல படிங்க.

"U love someone

U marry someone else.

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there

is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or

wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter

speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut