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Written by Infosys Guys:

1. What is the beautiful girl called in Infosys?
A. Visitor.

2. What happens when all the Infosys girls go on a trip to moon?
A. Average beauty of the earth ncreases

3. What happens when hundred new girls join ?
A. Average beauty of Infosys further decreases.

4. What happens when a Infosys girl has very malignant brain tumor?
A. She will get her knee operated.

5. What happens when two Infosys girls meet generally at fashion show?
A. They will discuss the cause of the two smaller bugs in software.

6. What happens when a Infosys girl contests a fashion show?
A. She will get best possible points in the field of morale boosting.

7. What happens if you present a book named How to fall in love to a Infosys girl?
A. She will use it as a mouse pad.

8. When there is a competition in beauty and two Infosys girl! participate,its called a competition.
A. If a Infosys girl and other outside girl competes, its called overconfidence.

9. What happens when two Infosys girls compete for same guy?
A. He will commit suicide.

10. Where will an infi gal go on a date ???
A. to the library..

Quote: ~~~~~ Generally 99% of the girls in the world are beautiful, rest are in Infosys

ஜோக்ஸ்க்கு இன்னாபா தமிழ்ல நகைச்சுவையா? அப்டினா 'ஹுயுமர்'க்கு இன்னாபா? எது வேணா இருந்துட்டு போட்டும் இப்போதைக்கு இந்த ஜோக்கை படிச்சிக்குங்க.

திரும்ப அதே முன்னூட்டம் (பின்னால போட்டா பின்னூட்டம்னா முன்னால போடறது முன்னூட்டம் தானே)கோச்சுக்காதீங்கப்பு தமிழ்ல டைப் அடிச்சு தாவு தீருது. காப்பி ரைட் பிரச்சனை இல்லை (இதே சுட்டதுதான்) யார் வேணா தமிழ்ல ட்ரான்ஸ்லேட் பண்ணிக்குங்க. இப்போதைக்கு இங்கிலிபிஸ்ல படிங்க.

"U love someone

U marry someone else.

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there

is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or

wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter

speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut

சரி ப்ளாக் ஆரம்பிச்சாச்சு அதை ப்ரமோட் பண்ணனுமே அதுக்கு நேத்து அட்ரஸ் புக்ல இருக்கிற எல்லார் அட்ரஸ்க்கும் ஒரு மெயிலும் அனுப்பியாச்சு ஒரு ரெண்டு மனி நேரத்தில ஒரு போன், ஃப்ரெண்ட் ஒருத்தர் பெல்காம்லிருந்து கூப்ட்டு என்னமோ ஒரு லின்க் அனுப்பியிருக்க ஆனா அது படிக்க முடியல தமிழ்ல இருக்குன்றார். சரி அவருக்கும் மற்ற தமிழ் படிக்க வராத நண்பர்களுக்காகவும் அவ்வப்போது சில ஆங்கில பதிவுகள்.

A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes. A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls. Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.Reverse dynamics:

When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.

A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady? Push......Paa.

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi!
Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge